Cracking things openโ€ฆ

Site under construction โ€” building the store live

We're scrambling
something big for campus.

The Egg Man is going digital โ€” fresh eggs, instant noodles & snacks ordered from your phone, delivered to your res or block. Every delivery is a celebration. ๐ŸŽ‰

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The Egg Man mascot
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Try it out

Build your broke-student combo

Play around with the calculator below โ€” this is exactly how ordering will feel once we launch. Prices are estimates in ZAR.

๐Ÿฅš Eggs (dozen ยท R45)

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๐Ÿœ Noodles (5-pack ยท R60)

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๐ŸŸ Snacks (pack ยท R35)

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This is a live preview โ€” checkout unlocks when the store goes fully online.
Real people, real hustle

Meet The Egg Man crew

While the website comes together, the crew is already out on campus โ€” building the brand, one delivery at a time.

The Egg Man team on campus
The full squad, geared up in Egg Man colours.
The Egg Man crew walking on campus street
Boots on the ground โ€” repping the brand block to block.
The Egg Man gadgets teaser
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Gadgets. Coming 2027.

Something bigger than eggs and noodles is charging up. We're not spilling the yolk yet โ€” but the Egg Man gadget drop lands January 2027. Get notified and be first through the vault door.

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Your vote counts

Help us stock the shelves first

Tap what you want to see the moment we open ordering. Live results below โ€” powered by fellow students, right now.

๐Ÿฅš Free-range Eggs21%
๐Ÿœ Spicy Curry Noodles38%
๐ŸŸ Salty Snacks27%
โšก Energy Drinks14%
128 votes so far
Thanks for voting! ๐Ÿฅš We're listening.
Just for fun

Crack the egg, unlock a secret

Tap the egg 10 times to unlock a launch-day discount code.

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๐ŸŽ‰ Code unlocked: FIRSTORDER10 โ€” 10% off your first order at launch!
Don't miss launch day

Be first in line

Drop your email and we'll ping you the second ordering opens โ€” plus early access to the 2027 gadget drop.

Prefer to chat?

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